LOCAL CHICKEN "BAWK" MAKES MIRACULOUS RECOVERY FROM GAMBLING ADDICTION!

In an inspiring tale of redemption, local chicken BawK has completed a full year of recovery from a devastating gambling addiction. "I hit rock bottom," recalls BawK, "I lost everything - my nest egg, my dignity, even my favorite feed bucket." Through Gamblers Anonymous and sheer determination, BawK has not only recovered financially but now runs a successful chicken therapy practice helping other birds with similar struggles. "The house always wins," BawK warns, "but recovery always wins harder."